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God makes my wife horny

Posted by Charlie on May 1, 2007

Easy instructions on finding her ’G'od Spot.

Too many men are looking at the wrong playbook when it comes to driving their wife mad with desire. There is a different set of buttons, for women, that get them filled with passion and excitement and all of them start within their emotions. What we, assallymen, consider to be non-sexual actions during the day are actually accellerants to their burning desires. A guy may be turned on like a “light switch”, but a woman is more like a “time lock safe”.

I bet that this doesn’t sound like new news to most. What I don’t get is how many men still don’t give what I am about to say a chance. Is it that they don’t want the best sex they could possibly have? What would you give to send your intimate experiences with your spouse to the next level? I think that couples underestimate what their sexpectations should be of their partner.

Do yourself a favor and try out what I am about to explain. Keep it up for 30 days or so and see what happens. God made woman a bit more difficult to figure out than Big Wheel assembly instructions. I would suggest, against your man-judgement, you follow the directions that are provided. The bible says a few things. I will attempt to simplify.

Selflessness - A godly husband is self-sacrificing, like Jesus. A godly husband will follow that example by focusing his attention on God first and then his wife. Give her the last piece of candy, let her choose the radio station, or let her hold the T.V. remote

Humility - In order to become a godly husband, you have to put your pride and ego aside, and submit yourself first to God and then to your wife. Chances are, you’r not that great anyway (not without her). Realize it, and focus on Gods creation in front of you, instead of yourself.

Loving- The Apostle Paul taught about a different kind of love in Ephesians 5:25, “Husbands, love your wives, just as Christ loved the church and gave himself up for her.” This is a spiritual love that is unconditional and sacrificial and only available with God. Try to fall in love with her everyday. If you don’t get it, watch “50 First Dates” a few times.

Kindness - Kindness is a real key to becoming a godly husband. Each day you should strive to be kind to your wife. A godly husband realizes how kind God has been to him and funnels that kindness to his wife. Open doors, clean the sand off her feet, back rubs, or perhaps just provide her with quiet time.

Gentleness - Jesus modeled the perfect man by being both strong and gentle. As husbands we are called to be the same. This means “hugs” without the “grabs”.

Honesty – Don’t Lie!

Faithfulness - A godly husband never shares his body, or mind with a woman other than his wife. Remember that I said MIND too. For help, please read “Every Mans Battle“.

You see, all your wife wants, even though she won’t ask, is what God promised her. She wants what she is entitled to. The husband, friend, and lover that she understood to be her “right” to share her love, life, and body with. All we have to do is follow the directions. Then, patiently await the release her inner woman while you attempt cage the inner beast you have as a man. Then, when the time is right, put the two together and “Ta-Da”.

There is nothing more sexy to a woman than a man of honor, a man of respect,… a man of God.

6 Responses to “God makes my wife horny”

  1. Matt Keller Says:

    That rocks!

  2. Scott Says:

    yes, very good! I’m going to remember these.

  3. Anita Marie Says:

    Very Cool
    amm

  4. Brad Says:

    I agree. However,quite often,as in my case,my wife has learned to expect all of those so called “attentive” things. Once in awhile it would be nice for her to want me. It is the frustrating thing that is being a man/male. Sometimes I just don’t want to work at it for the whole day,chances are good something along the way will mess it up,sometimes they make sure of it!

  5. Chantal Says:

    I bet you smile alot!

    Do unto others…with her man, a woman can be all those things, too. So when he’s mindful of taking care of her, and she’s mindful of taking care of him, everyone’s happy, even in the rough times. Great post….makes me think alot about past things, makes me grateful for today, and gives me hope for what may lay ahead! :)

  6. mzthao Says:

    Aww. Thanks for letting me read this. I like it alot. At first I thought it was something perverted but its actually letting you learn something. Thanks!

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